1 00:00:09,115 --> 00:00:11,677 The umbrella in the drink is not the strongest chick magnet. 2 00:00:12,315 --> 00:00:14,263 It attracts a certain kind of woman. 3 00:00:15,029 --> 00:00:16,474 They're called men. 4 00:00:17,935 --> 00:00:20,610 You are at the apartment for a month and you still haven't asked katie out. 5 00:00:20,735 --> 00:00:23,890 - What are you waiting for? - She come off the break-up with Ben. 6 00:00:24,015 --> 00:00:27,052 Before I make my move, I wanna be sure she's ready to move on. 7 00:00:27,177 --> 00:00:28,798 I need a clear sign, 8 00:00:28,923 --> 00:00:32,698 like a flashing neon sign saying, "Go for it, Mark." 9 00:00:34,282 --> 00:00:38,287 Waiting on a clear sign from a woman... Do you even like sex? 10 00:00:47,581 --> 00:00:49,766 Oh my god. You guys are not gonna believe this. 11 00:00:49,891 --> 00:00:51,175 Katie's ex is here 12 00:00:51,343 --> 00:00:52,760 and he's with another woman. 13 00:00:53,102 --> 00:00:54,845 And a hot one too. Good for him. 14 00:00:56,715 --> 00:00:59,001 I mean... that bastard. 15 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:04,524 Katie broke up with him three weeks ago. It's dating etiquette. 16 00:01:04,649 --> 00:01:07,523 You're not supposed to be seen in public with someone else for at least a month. 17 00:01:07,693 --> 00:01:10,518 - How could that girl over Katie? - Katie's way cuter. 18 00:01:10,643 --> 00:01:13,531 Did you see those cheap rhinestones glued on her nails? 19 00:01:13,699 --> 00:01:16,590 With breasts like that, I don't care if she has arms. 20 00:01:20,402 --> 00:01:22,858 I mean... that bastard. 21 00:01:24,736 --> 00:01:25,660 Not good. 22 00:01:25,785 --> 00:01:28,504 - Katie's on her way right now. - This will devastate her. 23 00:01:28,672 --> 00:01:30,589 I'll call and tell her to go someplace else. 24 00:01:31,158 --> 00:01:33,051 - Too late. - Hey, guys. 25 00:01:33,176 --> 00:01:35,280 Order me a beer. I've gotta go to the bathroom. 26 00:01:35,405 --> 00:01:38,409 - What's the hurry? - I've been on the D train for 45 min. 27 00:01:38,534 --> 00:01:40,891 Passed "hurry", coming up on "get the hell out of my way". 28 00:01:42,335 --> 00:01:44,469 You know what? The bathrooms here are terrible. 29 00:01:44,594 --> 00:01:47,347 There's a great one around the corner... They play soft jazz. Let's go. 30 00:01:47,472 --> 00:01:49,345 What is wrong with you people? 31 00:02:00,258 --> 00:02:01,704 I didn't expect to see you here. 32 00:02:02,532 --> 00:02:06,041 But I figured we were bound to run into each other sooner or later. 33 00:02:06,530 --> 00:02:08,878 We're both adults, so it's cool, right? 34 00:02:10,727 --> 00:02:13,283 Totally cool. Are you kidding? 35 00:02:16,007 --> 00:02:18,888 - Good seeing you. - Good seeing you. 36 00:02:20,891 --> 00:02:23,937 - Looks like we dodged a bullet. - Just one little thing. 37 00:02:25,292 --> 00:02:27,563 You know what's funny? We dated six months, 38 00:02:27,921 --> 00:02:29,148 we shared secrets, 39 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:32,818 bared our souls, and we just broke up and you're already out with some tramp. 40 00:02:33,376 --> 00:02:35,279 I'm sure you're very nice. 41 00:02:35,447 --> 00:02:36,734 But you know what? 42 00:02:37,335 --> 00:02:39,296 If you can move on, so can I. 43 00:02:39,421 --> 00:02:41,922 Maybe I'll go out with the first guy that I see. 44 00:02:42,047 --> 00:02:43,078 Hot wings. 45 00:02:44,039 --> 00:02:46,665 - Wanna go out tonight? - Totally. 46 00:02:47,688 --> 00:02:49,043 Stay. I'm making a point. 47 00:02:51,079 --> 00:02:54,109 And the point is that I am moving on from you. 48 00:02:55,282 --> 00:02:57,363 Love the nails! Moving on, jerk. 49 00:03:02,245 --> 00:03:04,099 There's your sign. Go after her. 50 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:06,299 Not you! 51 00:03:09,006 --> 00:03:10,224 -- Room-A-Team -- 52 00:03:12,067 --> 00:03:13,545 VO: pluch, -Ori- 53 00:03:31,626 --> 00:03:32,795 www.sub-way.fr 54 00:03:38,854 --> 00:03:40,264 Shooting star. 55 00:03:44,627 --> 00:03:45,718 Naked lady. 56 00:03:50,503 --> 00:03:52,773 Katie's moving on. She's ready to start dating again. 57 00:03:53,344 --> 00:03:55,942 - It's my chance. I'm gonna ask her out. - Great. 58 00:03:56,067 --> 00:03:58,571 I'll help. Pretend I'm katie and ask me out. 59 00:03:59,352 --> 00:04:01,818 - What? Why? - You know how you are around girls. 60 00:04:01,943 --> 00:04:05,995 You get nervous, stammer and then you throw in random spanish words. 61 00:04:06,459 --> 00:04:07,371 I do not. 62 00:04:08,182 --> 00:04:11,667 That's why we practice. You're in denial about the holes in your game. 63 00:04:12,710 --> 00:04:14,211 This is important. Now ask. 64 00:04:14,819 --> 00:04:15,546 Fine. 65 00:04:21,301 --> 00:04:22,887 I was just... 66 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:28,851 - You didn't even let me finish. - Be forceful. Go. 67 00:04:30,656 --> 00:04:32,479 We've been living together for a while now... 68 00:04:32,647 --> 00:04:35,007 Boring. I got a ton of guys to pick from. 69 00:04:36,074 --> 00:04:37,526 Sweep me off my feet. 70 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:39,028 Do you want to get a drink? 71 00:04:39,711 --> 00:04:41,224 - Dinner? - I'm washing my hair. 72 00:04:41,349 --> 00:04:43,328 - Concert? - I'm drying my hair. 73 00:04:44,092 --> 00:04:45,910 Come on. You're killing my confidence. 74 00:04:46,637 --> 00:04:49,955 Sorry. I always wanted to know what it was like to play hard to get. 75 00:04:52,620 --> 00:04:55,169 You're ready. Now go ask Katie out. 76 00:04:55,758 --> 00:04:57,254 - Thanks. - Call me. 77 00:05:07,235 --> 00:05:09,833 Why is there a mattress in the hallway? 78 00:05:10,329 --> 00:05:11,977 We're having a ben purge. 79 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:14,590 I'm getting rid of everything that reminds me of Ben. 80 00:05:14,715 --> 00:05:17,629 - It's like, I'm cleansing my life. - It's a benema. 81 00:05:20,754 --> 00:05:22,081 Great. I'll help. 82 00:05:27,394 --> 00:05:29,620 - That was mine. - Sorry. 83 00:05:29,788 --> 00:05:31,622 That was a gift from my mom, jerk. 84 00:05:35,238 --> 00:05:38,491 It feels so good to be starting fresh. It's kind of exciting. 85 00:05:38,692 --> 00:05:41,480 - I'm back out there. - Anyhoo, 86 00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:45,454 I thought maybe we could... 87 00:05:45,579 --> 00:05:48,305 You know, with the benema and all, 88 00:05:48,792 --> 00:05:49,974 we could, you know, 89 00:05:50,404 --> 00:05:51,564 grab a drink. 90 00:05:51,955 --> 00:05:53,172 It'd beloco. 91 00:05:56,319 --> 00:05:59,035 I have to go get a mattress. They're having a midnight madness sale 92 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:00,901 over at club bed. You wanna come with me? 93 00:06:01,277 --> 00:06:04,029 That would be no problema, senorita. 94 00:06:05,183 --> 00:06:06,323 I'll go grab my purse. 95 00:06:16,977 --> 00:06:19,304 They're serving wine at a bed store. 96 00:06:19,429 --> 00:06:20,229 Fancy. 97 00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:22,923 Guess they wanna get you drunk to get you into bed. 98 00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:25,037 Thanks for coming with me. 99 00:06:25,162 --> 00:06:27,928 - I don't know that much about beds. - I'm great in bed... 100 00:06:28,053 --> 00:06:31,807 Great with beds! You know. I know a lot about beds. 101 00:06:33,826 --> 00:06:35,541 - Cheers. - To moving on. 102 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:36,895 To moving on. 103 00:06:37,851 --> 00:06:39,631 So you wanna hop into bed? 104 00:06:42,233 --> 00:06:42,985 Sure. 105 00:06:43,986 --> 00:06:47,022 This one seems nice. What do you think? 106 00:06:51,569 --> 00:06:52,870 Here. Sit by me. 107 00:06:53,180 --> 00:06:56,012 I wanna see what it feels like to watch tv in bed. 108 00:06:56,137 --> 00:07:00,359 Never thought I'd be here in bed drinking wine with Katie Bowman. 109 00:07:00,580 --> 00:07:03,295 Look at me in bed drinking wine with Mark Fletcher. 110 00:07:03,420 --> 00:07:04,529 It's crazy. 111 00:07:04,817 --> 00:07:06,026 Loco loco. 112 00:07:07,946 --> 00:07:10,137 I like this one. I could get used to this 113 00:07:10,982 --> 00:07:11,895 me too. 114 00:07:13,891 --> 00:07:15,041 So listen, 115 00:07:15,820 --> 00:07:18,896 - I was thinking... - Check out that bed. Great. 116 00:07:21,585 --> 00:07:23,466 I'm gonna go get something. 117 00:07:28,641 --> 00:07:30,577 Have you asked Katie out yet? 118 00:07:30,702 --> 00:07:32,951 I was about to, but I spilled some wine. 119 00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:35,945 You smuggled wine into a bed store? 120 00:07:36,070 --> 00:07:37,088 You dog. 121 00:07:38,299 --> 00:07:40,423 - So how's it going? - It's a minor setback, 122 00:07:41,256 --> 00:07:43,803 - but it's going really well. - That's great. 123 00:07:43,928 --> 00:07:46,757 You're not speaking any spanish, are you? 124 00:07:49,146 --> 00:07:51,569 I used to think she was only into guys like Ben but 125 00:07:51,694 --> 00:07:55,367 - I start to think I could be her type. - Of course you're her type. 126 00:07:55,492 --> 00:07:58,060 Repeat after me: "I am Katie's type". 127 00:07:58,228 --> 00:07:59,478 I am Katie's type. 128 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:01,939 - Again. - I am Katie's type. 129 00:08:02,107 --> 00:08:04,525 Good. Now go get her. Make me proud. 130 00:08:06,685 --> 00:08:07,672 Call me. 131 00:08:08,955 --> 00:08:10,471 I am Katie's type. 132 00:08:10,596 --> 00:08:12,118 I am Katie's type. 133 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,827 - Guess what? - You bought a bed? 134 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:17,204 - I have a date. - With who? 135 00:08:21,864 --> 00:08:22,841 With me. 136 00:08:28,938 --> 00:08:31,539 I turn away for two seconds and katie is on a date with a guy 137 00:08:31,664 --> 00:08:33,387 who looks like me, dresses like me... 138 00:08:33,632 --> 00:08:34,888 Thom, he is me. 139 00:08:35,992 --> 00:08:38,412 I see. He's your clone. 140 00:08:40,256 --> 00:08:43,147 - In a matter of speaking. - Or he could actually be your clone. 141 00:08:43,981 --> 00:08:45,983 - He couldn't. - Stranger things have happened. 142 00:08:46,754 --> 00:08:47,904 They haven't. 143 00:08:48,172 --> 00:08:52,156 This is terrible. I've actually missed my chance with Katie with me. 144 00:08:52,324 --> 00:08:55,492 Look on the bright side: it means you are Katie's type. 145 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:57,411 What use is that? What if he marries her? 146 00:08:57,579 --> 00:09:00,272 Awesome. Then it's not just a passing fancy. 147 00:09:01,451 --> 00:09:03,835 Maybe this goes deeper. Maybe there's only a certain 148 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,961 amount of sex in NY for people who look like me, 149 00:09:06,224 --> 00:09:08,171 and he's been taking all of it. 150 00:09:09,069 --> 00:09:10,924 That would explain a lot. 151 00:09:11,586 --> 00:09:13,218 Those evil clones. 152 00:09:13,863 --> 00:09:15,184 He is not a clone. 153 00:09:15,659 --> 00:09:16,456 Right. 154 00:09:16,926 --> 00:09:17,926 Of course. 155 00:09:18,564 --> 00:09:19,612 Not a clone. 156 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:32,487 - You finally beat me at something. - I play a lot while I'm at home. 157 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:35,324 The silver lining to long-term unemployment. 158 00:09:40,298 --> 00:09:41,246 Chill, man. 159 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:43,540 I'm a little tense. 160 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:45,677 Cause Katie's on a date? Don't worry. 161 00:09:45,802 --> 00:09:48,879 She'll be back any minute complaining about what a loser he is. 162 00:09:49,344 --> 00:09:50,959 I found a winner! 163 00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:52,376 Oh my god. 164 00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:54,176 Eric is amazing! 165 00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:56,370 - See? - So you like him? 166 00:09:56,495 --> 00:09:59,057 He's such a great guy. It's nice to talk to a guy 167 00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:01,058 without thinking he wants to get you into bed, 168 00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:03,602 especially since he's a bed salesman. 169 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,812 Bed salesman... It's a good angle. 170 00:10:07,065 --> 00:10:09,358 Everybody be here tomorrow night. Eric is cooking us dinner. 171 00:10:09,935 --> 00:10:11,318 Have you seen my lucky bra? 172 00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:13,487 Wait. Lucky bra? Why would you need that? 173 00:10:14,660 --> 00:10:16,323 All bras are lucky. 174 00:10:16,591 --> 00:10:18,527 They get to hold breasts all day. 175 00:10:18,901 --> 00:10:20,053 It's for me. 176 00:10:20,178 --> 00:10:23,080 I like to feel pretty even if no one is gonna see it. 177 00:10:23,461 --> 00:10:27,501 And pretty equals confident equals sexy equals bed. 178 00:10:27,764 --> 00:10:30,154 He's not trying to get me into bed. 179 00:10:36,663 --> 00:10:39,887 Buying a girl a bed to get her into bed. 180 00:10:41,017 --> 00:10:42,182 It's so simple. 181 00:10:51,798 --> 00:10:54,675 You guys, stop eating. Eric is cooking us dinner. 182 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:57,406 I know. Just loading up in case it sucks. 183 00:10:59,410 --> 00:11:02,536 - He's a mattress salesman after all. - And a chef. 184 00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:06,331 A chef who works at a mattress store. 185 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:10,210 Maybe he'll make us a sheet cake. 186 00:11:12,703 --> 00:11:14,436 Or pigs in a blanket. 187 00:11:19,639 --> 00:11:20,495 Wait. 188 00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:23,305 Run through it. 189 00:11:28,078 --> 00:11:29,855 - You smell nice. - Thank you. 190 00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:32,733 Great place! 191 00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:34,901 - Oh my. - Told you. 192 00:11:35,922 --> 00:11:38,246 Eric, you remember Mark from the store? 193 00:11:39,351 --> 00:11:41,015 - What's up, man? - What's up, man? 194 00:11:43,018 --> 00:11:45,376 - Im hope. - Nice to meet you. 195 00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:49,045 I understand you're a mattress salesman. 196 00:11:49,170 --> 00:11:51,126 Do people need new mattresses often? 197 00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:53,337 Sleep is very vital for long life and health. 198 00:11:54,176 --> 00:11:56,048 Rough game though, tough to make a living. 199 00:11:56,587 --> 00:11:58,133 Not really. I own the store. 200 00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:01,079 He has four locations. 201 00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:06,058 Any more like you at home? They can be ugly. I don't care. 202 00:12:07,274 --> 00:12:08,462 I'm more of an artist. 203 00:12:08,587 --> 00:12:11,938 I'm an actor. I act. I like to feed the soul. 204 00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:13,440 I like to feed myself. 205 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:18,987 - You two kinda look alike. - I noticed that at the store. 206 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:20,840 There may be a slight resemblance. 207 00:12:21,242 --> 00:12:24,368 Who knows? Maybe we are related. My dad was a traveling salesman. 208 00:12:26,042 --> 00:12:28,789 Funny, my mom's a whore. What's for dinner? 209 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:33,085 I thought I'd bake a chick 210 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:36,380 with a garlic de provence sachet and a nice three-pepper risotto. 211 00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:38,371 This is a nightmare. 212 00:12:38,965 --> 00:12:42,636 I could take it when she was dating ben. He's nothing like me, but this guy? 213 00:12:42,761 --> 00:12:47,307 He's more successful, more compelling, more interesting version of me. 214 00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:49,518 I think he might sleep with both of 'em. 215 00:13:08,156 --> 00:13:10,832 - Do you have any white pepper? - White pepper. 216 00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,124 You mean salt? 217 00:13:15,234 --> 00:13:18,422 I mean white pepper. The risotto won't be the same without. 218 00:13:20,499 --> 00:13:22,384 Eric wants some white pepper... fetch. 219 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,886 I really appreciate it, little brother. 220 00:13:25,843 --> 00:13:27,168 No problem. 221 00:13:27,293 --> 00:13:29,850 You wanna come with me, to make sure I get the right thing? 222 00:13:30,181 --> 00:13:34,563 I would, but the risotto keeps sticking, and I need katie's help to stir. 223 00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:38,225 Seriously, do you have a cousin? 224 00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:41,111 He could be stupid or in jail. I really don't care. 225 00:13:47,384 --> 00:13:48,493 It's open. 226 00:13:49,299 --> 00:13:52,038 Thom, this is a nightmare. What are you doing? 227 00:13:52,296 --> 00:13:55,250 Enjoying my new 7 foot big screen tv. 228 00:13:55,539 --> 00:13:57,899 That's the same Tiny TV you've always had. 229 00:13:58,024 --> 00:14:00,589 Not through this high-powered telescope. 230 00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:03,077 David hasselhoff's coming out of the ocean 231 00:14:03,202 --> 00:14:05,802 and he looks like a giant attacking Los Angeles. 232 00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:10,231 - So how's it going with the big dinner? - Horrible. 233 00:14:10,356 --> 00:14:12,581 Eric sent me out to get white pepper. 234 00:14:12,706 --> 00:14:14,856 He's making a three-pepper risotto 235 00:14:14,981 --> 00:14:18,106 and roasted chicken with an herbs de provence sachet. 236 00:14:18,832 --> 00:14:20,192 Sounds delicious. 237 00:14:20,785 --> 00:14:21,858 It doesn't. 238 00:14:21,983 --> 00:14:24,571 It sounds pretentious and high in sodium. 239 00:14:26,556 --> 00:14:29,283 So this guy's on your home court and he's playing his game. 240 00:14:29,408 --> 00:14:32,112 He's a chef and he's making dinner, so you gotta get back there 241 00:14:32,237 --> 00:14:35,496 - and start doing what you're good at. - Right! You're right. 242 00:14:36,495 --> 00:14:38,210 What am I good at? 243 00:14:39,150 --> 00:14:41,880 I got it. Math. You're great at math. 244 00:14:42,308 --> 00:14:45,717 There's no one that's faster at quadratic equations than you. 245 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:49,253 Challengin to an olympics of the mind and wowing Katie 246 00:14:49,378 --> 00:14:51,490 with my knowledge of coefficients is no match 247 00:14:51,615 --> 00:14:54,689 for a jerk-faced chef bed salesman. 248 00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:59,117 Mark, this guy may look like you, but he's not you. 249 00:14:59,242 --> 00:15:02,859 Everybody has something that makes them unique and she needs to see that. 250 00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:04,319 So you get back there, 251 00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:08,406 and you find your own version of a a three-pepper risotto. 252 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,200 OK. I'll do it. 253 00:15:13,447 --> 00:15:15,080 Take your time. Don't force it. 254 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,249 - Got it. - And save me some of that chicken. 255 00:15:25,583 --> 00:15:29,427 - That chicken was so damn good. - Do you eat those crumbs on your chin? 256 00:15:32,459 --> 00:15:34,474 - Thanks, Eric. - Thanks. 257 00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:36,893 - Not the same without the pepper. - Please. 258 00:15:37,162 --> 00:15:38,733 Your dinner was great. 259 00:15:38,858 --> 00:15:40,522 And so was your hard-to-believe story 260 00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:43,275 about how you lost your watch on the top of mount Everest... 261 00:15:44,538 --> 00:15:45,870 I have bad luck with watches. 262 00:15:45,995 --> 00:15:48,613 Last year I lost one when I was swimming the English channel. 263 00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:54,816 Mark, didn't you almost drown on the log ride at wave town? 264 00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:02,379 - Please let us help with the dishes. - We insist. 265 00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:07,320 The good news is: he hasn't had sex with her yet. 266 00:16:07,445 --> 00:16:09,593 If he had, he wouldn't be working this hard. 267 00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:14,571 - That's a relief. - But if they do last, 268 00:16:14,696 --> 00:16:17,058 they're going to have gorgeous babies. 269 00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:20,672 Who's up for some video games? 270 00:16:20,797 --> 00:16:24,941 Can anybody even move after Eric's incredibly fattening gut bomb? 271 00:16:25,277 --> 00:16:28,528 Few more meals like that, we will have to take down walls to get us out. 272 00:16:28,767 --> 00:16:31,823 It was only 380 calories per serving. It's very healthy. 273 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,993 Healthy and delicious, just like you. 274 00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:43,126 Maybe you two want some alone time. 275 00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:45,670 They seem really comfortable doing stuff in front of everybody. 276 00:16:46,177 --> 00:16:49,275 I'm sorry. We're being rude. Eric came to meet all of you guys. 277 00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:52,093 You should get to know him. He could be around a while. 278 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:54,179 Let's hope so. How are you with fish? 279 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:57,337 - That's next time. And I eat a brag. - You don't. 280 00:16:58,486 --> 00:17:00,935 My salmon recipe was featured in "yummy light cooking" magazine. 281 00:17:02,307 --> 00:17:04,636 You know what? Let's box. 282 00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:07,303 I love this game. 283 00:17:07,428 --> 00:17:09,194 - Care to take me on, champ? - Love to. 284 00:17:10,412 --> 00:17:13,131 - Watch out. I'm pretty good. - Me too. 285 00:17:16,011 --> 00:17:19,023 - You are good. - I play a lot. 286 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,207 Keep your left up, Mark! 287 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:25,647 - Care to take it down a level? - No, I got you right where I want ya. 288 00:17:25,772 --> 00:17:27,879 - Dude! - I didn't mean to hit below the belt. 289 00:17:28,352 --> 00:17:32,884 - No rough stuff down there, please. - Only if it's by special request. 290 00:17:36,609 --> 00:17:39,224 Sorry. I'm sorry, it was an accident. Are you okay? 291 00:17:39,827 --> 00:17:41,476 I just got hit in the face. 292 00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:43,228 Again, really sorry. 293 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:46,147 What's with you? You've been a jerk to me since I got here. 294 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:47,774 I got you pepper. 295 00:17:48,885 --> 00:17:51,277 You just hit the mattress king of Brooklyn. 296 00:17:51,882 --> 00:17:55,073 And I apologized already, your highness. 297 00:17:55,855 --> 00:17:59,685 You think this is funny? I'm shooting my commercial tomorrow. 298 00:17:59,810 --> 00:18:02,033 I'm gonna have black eyes. I'm gonna look unrested. 299 00:18:02,158 --> 00:18:03,957 That's death for a mattress salesman. 300 00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:08,420 Mark's an actor and he looks like you. Maybe he could do it. 301 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:11,548 - I'm really very good. - You think anybody could replace me? 302 00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:14,092 - Please. - Calm down, it was an accident. 303 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,327 An accident? You wanna know what wasn't an accident? 304 00:18:16,452 --> 00:18:18,471 Was me killing myself cooking for all you guys, 305 00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:20,753 just so I could get Katie into bed. 306 00:18:20,878 --> 00:18:24,436 Great! I just said that out loud. That's probably not gonna happen now. 307 00:18:28,283 --> 00:18:30,900 - Is it? - I think you should leave. 308 00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:32,068 Back to my place. 309 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,780 I am liking this guy more and more. 310 00:18:44,568 --> 00:18:45,582 How's it going? 311 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,668 You okay after Eric's little meltdown? 312 00:18:50,602 --> 00:18:55,049 Sorry you're not gonna go off and live happy ever after in mattress kingdom. 313 00:18:55,752 --> 00:18:57,010 It's for the best. 314 00:18:57,178 --> 00:19:00,430 At least I didn't date him for a year before I found out he was crazy. 315 00:19:00,748 --> 00:19:02,352 That's something. 316 00:19:03,007 --> 00:19:03,892 So listen... 317 00:19:07,549 --> 00:19:10,651 You were saying how you're ready to start dating again. 318 00:19:11,775 --> 00:19:13,568 You were right. I jumped in too soon. 319 00:19:14,165 --> 00:19:15,924 I'm not so sure about that. 320 00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,656 I really have a broken man-picker. 321 00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:21,548 I can't pick men. 322 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:25,371 Sure there have been a few bad apples, but you can't just give up. 323 00:19:26,161 --> 00:19:29,459 I'm not giving up, I'm just giving my man-picker a rest. 324 00:19:30,542 --> 00:19:33,630 Don't give it too much of a rest. You have to use it or lose it. 325 00:19:34,347 --> 00:19:38,301 - It's just that Eric was such a Jerk. - A good-looking jerk. 326 00:19:39,125 --> 00:19:41,805 I probably would have jumped at the first guy who asked me out. 327 00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:44,963 - Of course you would have. - Night, mark. 328 00:19:59,622 --> 00:20:02,033 She's resting her man-picker... 329 00:20:11,913 --> 00:20:14,682 Tired of sleeping alone, or just tired? 330 00:20:14,807 --> 00:20:17,088 I'm the mattress king of brooklyn, 331 00:20:17,213 --> 00:20:20,372 and I've got exclusive VIP Passes for you 332 00:20:20,497 --> 00:20:23,972 to club bed... New york's hottest mattress destination. 333 00:20:25,012 --> 00:20:26,731 Step behind the velvet rope, 334 00:20:26,856 --> 00:20:29,185 pour yourself a glass of wine and experience a... 335 00:20:30,791 --> 00:20:31,507 Cut! 336 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,149 What's wrong? 337 00:20:35,199 --> 00:20:39,749 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0